Kilbyrne Farm,
Where horses are always
number one
Carly & Parker
Kilbyrne Farm
from tending to all the sick animals her husband
was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner,
after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.
At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang.
"Is this the vet?" asked an elderly lady's voice.
"Yes, it is", replied Carly, "Is this an emergency?"
"Well, sort of", said the elderly lady, "there's
a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible
noise mating and I can't get to sleep. What can I do about it?"
There was a sharp intake of breath from Carly, who then patiently replied
"Open the window and tell them they're wanted on the phone"
"Really?" said the elderly lady, "Will that stop them?"
"Should do," said Carly, "- IT STOPPED ME!"